Friends – Series Quotes [Season 2]

— Look, if it gets a little warm... it can be a theme party.
— Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"

Joey Tribbiani: — When I first moved here, I went out with this girl. Really hot. Great kisser... but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Drove me nuts.
Chandler Bing: — You or me?
Ross Geller: — I got it. Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
Joey Tribbiani: — You guys are messing with me, right?
chorus: — Yeah. We are!
Joey Tribbiani: — That's a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa!

— While Ross is on the phone... everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
— Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... you know... from like 20?

— You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
— You don't have birds.
— I could have birds.

— Is this, uh, mistletoe?
— No, uh, that... That is basil.
— Yeah. If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
— No, it's still basil.

— How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth... and licking you all over?
— Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?

...and my dad would be upset because nobody was helping. And then when we did help, he would scream at us for doing it wrong.

Joey Tribbiani: — Let's start with the cons because they're more fun. Rachel first.
Ross Geller: — I don't know. I mean... All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes. You could say that. I guess, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know? And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. And Julie and I have a lot in common... because we're both paleontologists, right? But Rachel's just a waitress.
Chandler Bing: — Waitress. Got it. You guys want to play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
Ross Geller: — I don't know.
Joey Tribbiani: — Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby.
Chandler Bing: — Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross Geller: — She's not Rachel.

Isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life... without even knowing it?

You know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe it's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun.

— It's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
— Not like him, per se. Just not unlike him.

— ... my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.

Then there was suffrage, which was good. But it sounds horrible.

— It's Richard Burke.
— Who's Richard Burke? Is that Dr...? Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why... ...should that bother me? I love that man. He's like, uh... a brother to Dad.