Friends – Series Quotes [Season 2]

— Have you guys eaten? Uh, Richard and I just finished, and we've got leftovers. Chicken and potatoes. What am I wearing? Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
— One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over.

— Is that a hickey?
— Oh, no, I just... I fell down.
— On someone's lips?

— My diary! Brilliant! If I'd said it was my diary, she wouldn't have made me read it.
— That's true. You'd be a great person to have around after an emergency.

— Monica, if you want, I can lend you money.
— No, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
— Oh. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. Might as well make some money off of them.

Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.

— Are you cool with this? I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
— I've never been lower or wetter.

— Okay, listen. I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you.
— No. You know, there's no need to make it up... How?

— I've never seen so much crap!
— Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.

Isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life... without even knowing it?

I can see that. A plate of brownies told me a limerick.

— This couch belongs to us.
— I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then we'll call the couch and we'll see who it comes to.

What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

That's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grownups to cut it out.

I'm in the shower
And I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget

Listen, can you guys speak up? It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice!