Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
— Oh, just some terrorists decided to send a little care package, box of goodies... which had to be neutralized before blowing up the office. So I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, little guitar. Just relaxing. The world is being Fed-Ex'd to hell on a handcart. I really believe that anyone who's even thinking about having a child in this world... is coldly considering an act of cruelty. I know, I'm rambling, I'm complaining. I'm sorry. What's your news, baby?
— I'm pregnant.
Hey, Stan, listen, I'm gettin' out of this government shithole. I'm goin' over to Orkin to design roach motels. Cool, huh?
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