Police Academy [Movie]

Year:

1984

Tagline:

«What an Institution!»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy

Sequels and prequels:

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

Police Academy 3: Back In Training

Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol

A group of good-hearted, but incompetent misfits enter the police academy, but the instructors there are not going to put up with their pranks.

— Mahoney! I've already told you once — nobody screws with me.
— Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and that'll change?

Thaddeus Harris

Carey Mahoney

Funny Quotes

— Son, where did you get this gun?
— My mom gave it to me.

— Okay, now there's anther car. Hightower? Hightower?! What? You didn't hit the brakes.
— You didn't tell me to.

Carey Mahoney

Moses Hightower

Funny Quotes

— Holy shit.
— Get back here.
— Yes, sir.
— Yes, ma'am.
— Don't worry, I can explain everything...
— Shut up.
— Yes, sir.
— Yes, ma'am. You've been sneaking in here every night for weeks.
— What? No.
— What do you think I ought to do about this?
— Sir!
— Ma'am!

— Here is the window. I am a burglar. I am coming out of the window... I've got the stolen stereo in my hands.
— Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole!

You are going to learn, Mahoney, that nobody... nobody... screws with me.

Thaddeus Harris

Sarcastic Quotes

— What the hell are you doing here?
— I want to be a police officer. [softly]
— What? I can't hear you!
— I want to be a police officer.
— Don't unpack.

- What the hell are you doing here?
- I want to be a police officer. [<em>softly</em>]
- What? I can't hear you!
- I want to be a police officer.
- Don't unpack.

Thaddeus Harris

Laverne Hooks

Funny Quotes

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