Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment [Movie]

Year:

1985

Tagline:

«To protect, to serve... and make you laugh. America's funniest crimebusters are back!»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy

Sequels and prequels:

Police Academy

Police Academy 3: Back In Training

Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol

When a new gang moves into town it's up to the screwball police team to stop them.

— Eric, I've got a problem here.
— Yeah, we all have our little problems.
— Yeah, but this one is serious.
— I hope you haven't got a girl into trouble.
— No. I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
— I guess there are places you could go... Certain bars and so on.
— Eric, what are you talking about?
— Does Margaret know about this?
— Eric, I'm in trouble here, and I need some new recruits.
— Oh, well, that's easy. We have some very, very fine young graduates here at the academy.

Pete Lassard

Eric Lassard

Funny Quotes

Mauser: — At this point in time... yours truly was the object of a malicious prank. Now... can anybody in here tell me how this happened?-
Carey Mahoney: — I can, sir. And if you don't stop that, you could go blind.
Mauser: — You think that's funny, don't you, Mahoney? Well, you're on report. Put him on report. We are not gonna leave this room until we find out what happened. What happened?
Pete Lassard: — What's going on here?
Mauser: — Nothing. I was just reprimanding the men.
Pete Lassard: — To hell with your reprimands.
Mauser: — You don't understand.
Pete Lassard: — Shut up, I have something to say.
Mauser: — Would you take a look at my hands?
Pete Lassard: — I think that's a matter of personal hygiene. I am talking about public safety.

<b>Mauser:</b> - At this point in time... yours truly was the object of a malicious prank. Now... can anybody in here tell me how this happened?-
<b>Carey Mahoney:</b> - I can, sir. And if you don't stop that, you could go blind.
<b>Mauser:</b> - You think that's funny, don't you, Mahoney? Well, you're on report. Put him on report. We are not gonna leave this room until we find out what happened. What happened?
<b>Pete Lassard:</b> - What's going on here?
<b>Mauser:</b> - Nothing. I was just reprimanding the men.
<b>Pete Lassard:</b> - To hell with your reprimands.
<b>Mauser:</b> - You don't understand.
<b>Pete Lassard:</b> - Shut up, I have something to say.
<b>Mauser:</b> - Would you take a look at my hands?
<b>Pete Lassard:</b> - I think that's a matter of personal hygiene. I am talking about public safety.

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