Get a dictionary and find out what this 'closure' is. If that's what he's hitting us with, I want to know what the hell it is.
— You don't hear the word 'no' that often, do you?
— I hear it all the time. Only it's more like, 'No, no, please, no!'
— We gotta change with the times.
— What are we gonna get, a fuckin' web site?
— You flew fifteen hundred miles and dragged me out of bed in the middle of the night because you couldn't get an erection?
— Doesn't that prove I'm motivated?
— You can take a pill for that, you know.
— No, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know you got implants with pumps. I think a hard-on should be gotten legitimately or not at all.
— Listen, Paul, don't send me any more gifts.
— You didn't like the fountain?
— It's a boundary issue.
— If more people gave from the heart, we'd all be better off.
— You know who I am?
— Yes.
— No you don't.
— Okay.
— You've seen my picture in the papers?
— Yes.
— And no. Sometimes. Never.
— What happened with your wife last night?
— I wasn't with my wife. I was with my girlfriend.
— Are you having marriage problems?
— No.
— Why do you have a girlfriend?
— You're moralizing with me now?
— No, I'm curious. Why do you have a girlfriend?
— I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
— Why can't you do those things with your wife?
— Hey. That's the mouth she kisses my children good night with. Are you crazy?