Agent Zed Quotes

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— May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
— She was the only one that seemed dangerous.
— How'd you figure that?
— I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the light... but he's just working out. How'd I feel if somebody bust my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast. I noticed he had a tissue in his hand and realized... he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Ain't no threat there. Then I saw Tiffany. 8-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto... bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit. Those books are way too advanced for her. If you ask me, she's up to something.

— Ask the agent.
— Can't.
— Dead?
— Sort of. He works at the post office.

— Hey, Zed. Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here?
— The twins keep us on Centaurian time. It's a 37-hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it. Or you'll have a psychotic episode.

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

Men in Black

Sarcastic Quotes

You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned... by MiB Special Services. You'll conform to the identity we give you... eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You will not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you meet. You are a rumour, recognizable only as...deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist. You were never born. Anonymity is your name. Silence, your native tongue. You're no longer part of the system. You are above the system. Over it. Beyond it. We're «them». We are the Men in Black.

Men in Black

— Kay. Give the kid a weapon.
— Series 4 De-atomizer.
— Now, that's what I'm talking about.
— Noisy Cricket.
— Hey, Kay, no, no. Come on, man. You get a Series 4 De-atomizer, I get a little midget Cricket?
— Whoa, kid!
— Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.

— I see we have a question.
— I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but... why are we here?
— Son.
— Lieutenant Jensen. West Point graduate with honours. We're here because you want the best of the best of the best, sir!