— When you get sad, it rains.
— Lots of people get sad when it rains.
— It rains because you're sad, baby.
Year:
2002
Country:
USA
Genres:
Sci-Fi, Action, Comedy
Sequels and prequels:
Agent J is sent to find Agent K and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from K's past.
— Ask the agent.
— Can't.
— Dead?
— Sort of. He works at the post office.
— Just watch out for Neeble.
— Which one's Neeble?
— Which one of y'all is Neeble?
— Yo, mama!
— Him, right there. It's fine.
The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would've been eaten. Because you don't listen. You're ignorant. How a man gonna bash through a subway? That's the problem with New Yorkers. "We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm! Save us, Mr. Black Man!" I ask you nice, "Move to the next car." You just sit there like... Thank you for participating. Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step. You will have a nice evening.
— What's up with the video card?
— I don't know.
— Why leave the watch?
— To remind me.
— Of what?
— Can't remember.
— Guess.
— I could really use a steering wheel here!
— We don't have one. This is what we got. Didn't you ever have a Game Boy?
— What is a Game Boy?
When you look at the stars, you get a feeling like you don't know who you are. Like you know more about out there than you do down here.
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