— It never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship.
— It never takes you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
— I got you something.
— What's this?
— Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
— I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand... if you want me for the whole night.
If you're gonna do something wrong... do it right.
— Monica, relax. Go get a beer.
— I don't want a beer.
— Who said it was for you?
— I don't know what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
— Just say what you feel, Joey.
— Marcel, I'm hungry.