Lawyers Quotes

Walt never told me how lucky he was — prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly, his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers — only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.

Breaking Bad

Saul Goodman

Season 3

Episode 11

Sarcastic Quotes

Women

Trial lawyers were a strange breed. They walked a fine line between big verdicts and catastrophic failures, and the great ones were not afraid of the risks.

Deny, deny, deny — the first rule for a criminal defense lawyer.

We don't work by the hour, but by the client.

The difference is that all men go eventually, but I go six o'clock tomorrow morning. I was supposed to go at five o'clock, but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency.

Love and Death

Boris Grushenko

Blade: — You're human.
Karl Kounen: — Barely. I'm a lawyer.

Jurisprudence And Lawyers

All roads lead to lawyers.

— Even scumbags have rights in this country. I told you.
— In Soviet Union, only after two days can scumbag talk to lawyer.

Buen abogado, mal vecino.

Spanish proverbs and sayings

Neighbors

— «Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr... was tried, convicted and sentenced to 15 years in a state penitentiary». Within two hours?!
— The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.

Justice, Jurisdiction

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