A cruel but beautiful heiress mocks and cheats a hired carpenter. When she gets amnesia after an accident, he decides to introduce her to regular life by convincing her they're husband and wife.
Most of us... go through life with blinders on, madam, knowing only that one little station to which we were born. But you, madam, on the other hand, have had the rare privilege of escaping your bonds for just a spell to see life from an entirely new perspective. How you choose to use that information, madam, is entirely up to you.
— Did you tell 'em?
— Yeah. They're making out their Christmas lists.
— Forks were invented so man could at least make a pretense — of separating himself from the apes.
— So were thumbs.
You know what your problem is? You're so goddamn bored, you gotta invent things to bitch about.
These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their corpses stuck to my fingers.
— They're... They're not mine.
— I was sure you'd remember them!
— Well, I think I'd remember if I had three...
— Four, honey! Don't forget little Joe.
— «Andrew! I seem to have lost my ruby earrings somewhere between... 64th... and 68th Streets. Find them!»
— I've behaved so badly. I don't know how you put up with me for so long. You've done so many wonderful things for me and I've never even once said thank you. I'm sorry.
— Apology accepted, ma'am.
