Lawyers Quotes

Blade: — You're human.
Karl Kounen: — Barely. I'm a lawyer.

... Edwin Hubble, who continues to give me great faith
in humanity, because he started out as a lawyer and then became
an astronomer.

Lawrence Krauss

Sarcastic Quotes

— Even scumbags have rights in this country. I told you.
— In Soviet Union, only after two days can scumbag talk to lawyer.

Forma pauperis [Latin] — in the character of a poor person — a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

Ambrose Bierce

The Devil's Dictionary

There are only two people you can trust with a secret. That's a lawyer and a priest, and a priest doesn't charge you anything.

It appears we've landed on a world where modern business follows the code of the Old West. A lawyer here is literally a hired gun.

Sliders

Professor Maximilian Arturo

— «Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr... was tried, convicted and sentenced to 15 years in a state penitentiary». Within two hours?!
— The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.

Justice, Jurisdiction

All roads lead to lawyers.

We don't work by the hour, but by the client.

Trial lawyers were a strange breed. They walked a fine line between big verdicts and catastrophic failures, and the great ones were not afraid of the risks.

Deny, deny, deny — the first rule for a criminal defense lawyer.

– Hey!..
– You look like hell.
– Ah, well, you should've seen me yesterday…
– Are you okay?
– Yeah, I'm okay. You?..
– Now I am… So, you're outta here, huh?
– Yeah, I'm. I figure there's nothing left for me here… Listen, um, will you give this to Petrovsky? I didn't want to wake him up. It's still a little early… Can I count on you to do that?
– You could always count on me, Mike...
– Thanks… Take care, Jo.
– Hey! Call me... If you need a lawyer.

Rounders

Mike McDermott

Sad Quotes

Walt never told me how lucky he was — prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly, his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers — only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.