Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk. And it was totally... not worth it. What's FlCA? Why's he getting all my money?
Look, Tammy, we don't have the money. If you want to go out and raise the cash yourself, feel free. Maybe you could sell your eggs to a fertility clinic, or sell that beard of yours to the Ridiculous Museum. Better yet, you could make a list of all the people that you drive insane, and tell them that, for a nominal fee, you'll never speak to them again. You, of course, offer them a monthly subscription at a reduced rate just to reel them in, and then after a while of you not talking to them, people will forget just how annoying you are, and they'll let their subscription run out and, bang, that's when you show up at their house, and you drive them insane all over again by speaking to them. And here's the kicker, when everyone's trying to re-subscribe, you lay it on them that the price is now quadruple! And I'm predicting, and this is a low-end guesstimate, you're looking at about $ 100 million a quarter, easy.
I showed up in LA with $500 and a backpack and I stayed at a shelter, so nobody handed me anything. I worked for every single thing that I have.
— And unless I'm much mistaken your job still pays you rather a lot of money whilst Honey here earns 20 pence a week flogging her guts out in London's worst record store.
— Yes! And I haven't got hair, I've got feathers. And I've got funny goggly eyes and I'm attracted to cruel men. Actually, no one will marry me because my boosies have actually started shrinking.
The best things in life are free
But you can keep ′em for the birds and bees;
Your lovin' give me such a thrill,
But your lovin′ don't pay my bills;
Money don′t get everything it's true,
What it don′t get I can't use;
Well, now give me money, (That's what I want)
A lotta money, (That′s what I want).
Oh yeah, I wanna be free, (That′s what I want)
Oh, lotta money, (That's what I want)
That′s what I want (That's what I want) yeah,
That′s what I want.
Well, now give me money, (That's what I want)
A lotta money, (That′s what I want)
Wo, yeah, You need money (That's what I want)
Gimme money, (That's what I want)
That′s what I want (That′s what I want)
That's what I want.