I just want you to know I'm not following you home. I'm just walking myself 26 blocks in the wrong direction.
Sorry I'm late. Al and I had a big fight. And then we made up. Twice.
— You collect comic books. That's so cute.
— Yeah. It's not cute. It's very rugged and manly. It's just a bit kinky. Huh?
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