Honey Thacker – Character Quotes

Max: — We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
William: — Bern.
Bernie: — Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
Honey: — Nonsense. I fancy you.
Bernie: — Really?
Honey: — Yeah.

— And unless I'm much mistaken your job still pays you rather a lot of money whilst Honey here earns 20 pence a week flogging her guts out in London's worst record store.
— Yes! And I haven't got hair, I've got feathers. And I've got funny goggly eyes and I'm attracted to cruel men. Actually, no one will marry me because my boosies have actually started shrinking.

William: — So, what do you think? Good move?
Honey: — Yeah, good move. I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella: — Good decision, yeah. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William: — Tones, what do you reckon?
Tony: — Never met her, never want to.
William: — Brilliant. Max?
Max: — Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William: — Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike: — I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey: — William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: — You daft prick.
Honey: — No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible.