Notting Hill

Max: — We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
William: — Bern.
Bernie: — Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
Honey:Nonsense. I fancy you.
Bernie: — Really?
Honey: — Yeah.

<b>Max:</b> - We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
<b>William:</b> - Bern.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
<b>Honey:</b> - Nonsense. I fancy you.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Really?
<b>Honey:</b> - Yeah.
<b>Max:</b> - We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
<b>William:</b> - Bern.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
<b>Honey:</b> - Nonsense. I fancy you.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Really?
<b>Honey:</b> - Yeah.
<b>Max:</b> - We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
<b>William:</b> - Bern.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
<b>Honey:</b> - Nonsense. I fancy you.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Really?
<b>Honey:</b> - Yeah.
<b>Max:</b> - We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
<b>William:</b> - Bern.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
<b>Honey:</b> - Nonsense. I fancy you.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Really?
<b>Honey:</b> - Yeah.
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