Bernie Quotes

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Max: — We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
William: — Bern.
Bernie: — Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
Honey: — Nonsense. I fancy you.
Bernie: — Really?
Honey: — Yeah.

<b>Max:</b> - We really are the most desperate lot of under-achievers. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
<b>William:</b> - Bern.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Well, obviously it's me, isn't it? I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriend since, well, since puberty. And nobody fancies me. And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
<b>Honey:</b> - Nonsense. I fancy you.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Really?
<b>Honey:</b> - Yeah.

Notting Hill

Max (Thacker's friend)

Personal Life, Private Life

Bella: — That painting isn't the original, is it?
William: — You know, I think it might be, yeah.
Bernie: — But she said she wanted to go out with you?
William: — Yeah.
Bernie: — Well, that's nice.
William: — What?
Bernie: — Well, you know, anyone saying they wanna go out with you is pretty great, isn't it?
William: — It was sort of sweet, actually. I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as she can be but also that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

<b>Bella:</b> - That painting isn't the original, is it?
<b>William:</b> - You know, I think it might be, yeah.
<b>Bernie:</b> - But she said she wanted to go out with you?
<b>William:</b> - Yeah.
<b>Bernie:</b> - Well, that's nice.
<b>William:</b> - What?
<b>Bernie:</b> - Well, you know, anyone saying they wanna go out with you is pretty great, isn't it?
<b>William:</b> - It was sort of sweet, actually. I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as she can be but also that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.