— Just, incidentally, why are you wearing that?
— Combination of factors really. No clean clothes...
— There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes.
— Vicious circle.
— Yeah.
— And I was, like, rooting round in your things and I found this and I thought, «Cool». Kinda spacey.
— There's something wrong with this yoghurt.
— It's not yoghurt. It's mayonnaise.
William: — So, what do you think? Good move?
Honey: — Yeah, good move. I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella: — Good decision, yeah. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William: — Tones, what do you reckon?
Tony: — Never met her, never want to.
William: — Brilliant. Max?
Max: — Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William: — Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike: — I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey: — William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: — You daft prick.
Honey: — No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible.