Because after thousands of years of civilization... they still haven't learned to love.
— Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?
— Part one, two or three?
— I've only seen part one.
— You need me to call somebody for you?
— Well, I don't think they'd hear you from here.
— Are you drunk?
— Not yet, but I'm working on it.
It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool.