Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man – Movie Quotes

Well, God, if you do exist and you're up there watching from wherever it is you're watching from... just look away for a minute.

My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women. You always get left behind.

It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool.

You gotta squeeze the trigger, Harley. Don't yank it. It's not your dick. Squeeze it.

Man, I hate this city, but it's home, huh?

— Hey. Where you heading?
— Nowhere special.
— Come on, I'll take you there.

Well, my old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make you, and the wrong one can break you.

— You know, I could've had a family with Jenny Ann, but marriage is for those other guys, you know?
— Amen.

It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool.

You know, if I had a nickel for every time some piece of shit pointed a gun at me, I'd be a rich man.

— Nah, you don't think Jack's still pissed off, do you?
— Pissed off at ya? Nah. He wants to kill ya.

— You're gonna die today. If you wanna make it fast, tell me where the money is. If you wanna make it slow, don't. It's your choice.
— It's a good day for dying. I'll do it slow.

Well, you know, if she wants you to chase her, that's the game.