Robert Lee Edison / The Marlboro Man – Character Quotes

My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women. You always get left behind.

You gotta squeeze the trigger, Harley. Don't yank it. It's not your dick. Squeeze it.

Well, my old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make you, and the wrong one can break you.

— You know, I could've had a family with Jenny Ann, but marriage is for those other guys, you know?
— Amen.

— Nah, you don't think Jack's still pissed off, do you?
— Pissed off at ya? Nah. He wants to kill ya.

— You're gonna die today. If you wanna make it fast, tell me where the money is. If you wanna make it slow, don't. It's your choice.
— It's a good day for dying. I'll do it slow.