— Would you like a cup of tea?
— Thank you.
— The kettle's over there.
— Is your friend quiet mad?
— Ho, he's an arsehole, but it's an easy mistake.
There's no such thing as bad. Good and bad are fairytales. We have evolved to attach an emotinal significance to what is nothing more than a survival strategy of the pack animal. We are conditioned to invest divinity in utility. Good isn't really good, evil isn't really wrong, bottoms aren't really pretty. You are a prisoner of your own meat.
— I swear my wife is chanelling Satan!
— Yes, boring, go away.
— I'm not chanelling Satan.
— Why not? Given you immediate alternative.
Time being something of which we don't have an infinite supply.
— Doctor Watson, why did he do that to me? That was insane!
— Er... yes, well, someone convinced him that you wouldn't tell the truth unless you were actually wetting yourself.
— Someone?
— Probably me.
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