Sherlock – Series Quotes [Season 3, Episode 3]

— Do you think it's right that a newspaper proprietor, a private individual, and in fact a foreign national, should have such regular access to our Prime Minister?
— I don't think it's wrong that a private individual should accept an invitation. However, you have my sincere apologies for being foreign.

— Hey, what happened to my chair?
— It was blocking my view to the kitchen.
— Well, it's good to be missed!
— You were gone, I saw an opportunity.
— No, you saw the kitchen.

— Sherlock, she loves you.
— Yes. Like I said, human error.

— What is that?
— It's a tyre level.
— Why?
— Cos there were loads a smackheads in there and one of them might need help with a tyre.

— Where am I?
— Arse-end of the universe with the scum of the earth.

— You will look after him for me, won't you?
— Don't worry. I'll keep him in trouble.
— That's my girl.

— Oh, OK.
— Yeah... You know, actually, I can't think of a single thing to say.
— No, neither can I.
— The game is over.
— The game is never over, John. But there may be some new players now. That' OK, The East Wind takes us all in the end.
— What's that?
— It's a story my brother told me when we were kids. The East Wind is a terriffying force that lays waste to all in its path. It seeks out the unworthy and plucks them from the earth. That was generally me.
— Nice.
— He's a rubbish big brother.
— So what about you, then? Where are you actually going now?
— Oh, some undercover work in Easten Europe.
— For how long?
— Six months, my brother estimates. He's never wrong.
— And then what?
— Who knows?

— I'll see you tonight.
— What's tonight?
— I'll text instructions.
— Yeah, I'll text you if I'm available.
— You are, I checked.

— Sherlock, please tell me you haven't just gone out of your mind.
— I'd rather keep you quessing.

Some members of your little fun club. Do be polite. They're entirely trustworthy and even willing to search through the toxic waste dump that you are pleased to call a flat.

— What sort of case?
— Too big and dangerous for any sane individual to get involved in.
— Yo trying to put me off?
— God, no. Trying to recruit you.

— John, there's something I should say, I've meant to say always and I never have. Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now. Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
— It's not.
— It was worth a try.