Chicks, ah? They're all soft and cuddly, but you'll never get to be with one.
Sometimes, you say you're doing something for someone else when you really wanna do it for yourself.
— Hey... That's a nice jacket, Ted. What is it, wool?
— It's a poly-nylon blend do you really like it?
— No. Bathroom's just put of paper towels.
As for me, I always assumed growing up happened dogmatically as you got older but it's really something you have to choose to do.
This is the end of our relationship, but it's sorta just the beginning.
— I trusted you.
— That wasn't very smart, was it?
— What's wrong with me?
— You're an annoying, whining man-child.
— That question wasn't directed to you!
— What question?
I would give her a shot, Perry, but this... is scotch, and I'm all Hasselhoffed out.
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