Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 7]

— Your shoelace is untied.
— Hey, thanks, man. You know how dangerous this is? My uncle's whole family was killed by an untied lace. Christmas morning, they were all running down the stairs, they tripped, and a mad man hacked them all to pieces.

All right, who ever stole my muffin is going to have to get this green fuzz out of my teeth.

Sometimes, you say you're doing something for someone else when you really wanna do it for yourself.

Chicks, ah? They're all soft and cuddly, but you'll never get to be with one.

— Hey... That's a nice jacket, Ted. What is it, wool?
— It's a poly-nylon blend do you really like it?
— No. Bathroom's just put of paper towels.

— If you like her, you can't keep lying to her about who you are!
— Hogwash! Lie forever, it's the natural form of communication between men and women.

— I think this might be the thousandth time I've peed in a cup for you, doc.
— Well, then, to us. Hard to celebrate?
— Yeah.