— Do I know you?
— Cameron James...
— ... Oh, Bianca's gay friend. Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I want to show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.
— We need a ride.
— Well, my mom's at her angry divorcee meeting tonight.
Can I ask you a favor? Don't break my heart. Okay?
A good reputation can take you places in politics and business, in this house.
— ... I may have overreacted a little when I kicked the trash can over on him.
— It's very noble of you to confess.
— Thank you. So he doesn't have detention?
— No. You have it with him.
You know, most people have a forehead. You've got a five-head. Five! I mean, that's what all the big agencies are looking for. It's like a billboard on your face!