Cort – Character Quotes

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Cort
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— My friend here needs a gun.
— This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army.44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield.45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
— When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
— You know when.
— Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
— You got $120, Cort?
— I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.

- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.

John Herod: — I'll tell you what. I'll be a good Samaritan. What's the cheapest gun you got? Not in the case. The cheapest piece of worthless crap in the whole store.
Fee "The Kid" Herod: — All right. Five bucks.
John Herod: — Sold. What are you doing there? No. Preacher here's got the Lord on his side. He only needs one bullet. Just one. Otherwise, he might be tempted to shoot his way out of town.
Fee "The Kid" Herod: — That gun shoots straight. I wouldn't sell it if it didn't.
Cort: — It's okay, Kid. I won't draw.
John Herod: — Sure you will. I know you, Cort. When it comes down to it, you'll pull the trigger.

<b>John Herod:</b> - I'll tell you what. I'll be a good Samaritan. What's the cheapest gun you got? Not in the case. The cheapest piece of worthless crap in the whole store.
<b>Fee "The Kid" Herod:</b> - All right. Five bucks.
<b>John Herod:</b> - Sold. What are you doing there? No. Preacher here's got the Lord on his side. He only needs one bullet. Just one. Otherwise, he might be tempted to shoot his way out of town.
<b>Fee "The Kid" Herod:</b> - That gun shoots straight. I wouldn't sell it if it didn't.
<b>Cort:</b> - It's okay, Kid. I won't draw.
<b>John Herod:</b> - Sure you will. I know you, Cort. When it comes down to it, you'll pull the trigger.
<b>John Herod:</b> - I'll tell you what. I'll be a good Samaritan. What's the cheapest gun you got? Not in the case. The cheapest piece of worthless crap in the whole store.
<b>Fee "The Kid" Herod:</b> - All right. Five bucks.
<b>John Herod:</b> - Sold. What are you doing there? No. Preacher here's got the Lord on his side. He only needs one bullet. Just one. Otherwise, he might be tempted to shoot his way out of town.
<b>Fee "The Kid" Herod:</b> - That gun shoots straight. I wouldn't sell it if it didn't.
<b>Cort:</b> - It's okay, Kid. I won't draw.
<b>John Herod:</b> - Sure you will. I know you, Cort. When it comes down to it, you'll pull the trigger.