The Quick and the Dead – Movie Quotes

27 quotes
The Quick and the Dead
Year: 
1995
Tagline: 
«You can't ignore her. You can't beat her. You can't resist her. You can't win...»
Country: 
USA, Japan
Genres: 
Action, Western, Thriller

A female gunfighter returns to a frontier town where a dueling tournament is being held, which she enters in an effort to avenge her father's death.

— I'm worth $3000 in four states. 75 offences and no convictions. My name's Fee... but everyone calls me The Kid.
— Congratulations.
— I can wake up at dawn, rob two banks, a train, a stagecoach, shoot the feathers off a duck's ass at feet and be back in bed before you wake up next to me. How are you?
— Just fine.
<...>
— Horace said you drink this. You sure must want to die young.
— I do now.

— I'm worth $3000 in four states. 75 offences and no convictions. My name's Fee... but everyone calls me The Kid.
— Congratulations.
— I can wake up at dawn, rob two banks, a train, a stagecoach, shoot the feathers off a duck's ass at feet and be back in bed before you wake up next to me. How are you?
— Just fine. 
<...>
— Horace said you drink this. You sure must want to die young.
— I do now.
— I'm worth $3000 in four states. 75 offences and no convictions. My name's Fee... but everyone calls me The Kid.
— Congratulations.
— I can wake up at dawn, rob two banks, a train, a stagecoach, shoot the feathers off a duck's ass at feet and be back in bed before you wake up next to me. How are you?
— Just fine. 
<...>
— Horace said you drink this. You sure must want to die young.
— I do now.
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— My friend here needs a gun.
— This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army.44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield.45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
— When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
— You know when.
— Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
— You got $120, Cort?
— I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.

- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
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