The Quick and the Dead

— My friend here needs a gun.
— This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army.44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield.45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
— When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
— You know when.
— Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
— You got $120, Cort?
— I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.

- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
- My friend here needs a gun.
- This here's the eagle-butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle. Mexican emblem. Only 30 of these ever made. And this is the customized Remington, new model. Army .44. It's probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success... on 30... No, 35 bank robberies by its late owner. Boy. And this... This is the best help a man can get. Smith & Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed. It saves drawing time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.
- When's the last time you held a gun, Cort?
- You know when.
- Here. I got offered $120 for this Colt. You wanna try it out?
- You got $120, Cort?
- I don't have any money. The Lord provides me with everything I need.
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