If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.
— But do you know... who has always been there for me?
— Who's that?
— My best friend: Candy.
Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
— Want some cake?
— I don't eat sugar.
— Oh, yeah, me neither. Unless it's in, like, pies and cookies and stuff.
You know what I really wanna do? I... I wanna eat carbs without wanting to kill myself.