The Intouchables – Movie Quotes

— Sorry to bring this back, but I'm really curious about the ear thing. So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?
— That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.

The pain sometimes goes away, but the thoughts are still here.

— Do you have references?
— References? I do.
— So? We're all ears.
— 'Kool & the Gang', 'Earth, Wind & Fire'. Those are good references, aren't they?

— You enjoy paintings?
— I do. I adore Raphael.
— I prefer other ninja turtles.

— She spent 6 months reading your goddamn poems. And she likes it. She's weird, don't worry. I'm sure she doesn't give a damn about the chair.
— That's true.
— Plus guys from the north drink so much they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.
— Jerk.

— "Tom and Jerry," right?
— "Tom and Jerry." What a jerk. Someone help me. A masterpiece.

— Didn't you have a blast on the phone?
— I did.
— Is that all?
— I had a fucking blast.

This dude nosebleed on a white board and asks 30 000 euros for it?

— No. Please. No. No. No.
— Nein! Nein is what you mean.
— I'm not ok with that.
— Philippe, ach.
— So I'm your toy now. You know you're mental right? You have to get help.
— Don't you feel like invading countries right now?

I might be naive, but I still hope I have something more than my bank account.

Sometimes you have to reach into someone else world to find out what's missing in your own.

— What was that?
— Nothing. Just a hole in the cabin.
— Philippe, tell me if something's wrong.
— It was very nice knowing you.

— You know guys from the suburbs have no mercy.
— That’s what I want. No mercy.

— Tell me, Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
— I don’t know, it’s a business?
— No. That’s because it’s the only thing one leaves behind.

It’s not music if you can’t dance to it.