— How'd you and your wife get it so right?
— That's easy. I married my best friend.
— Thought I was your best friend.
— Yeah, you're my man. That's my lady.
— But do you know... who has always been there for me?
— Who's that?
— My best friend: Candy.
In a relationship... you have to accept the other person... for all of what they are, not just the parts that are easy to like. And you're stupid if you turn your back on something as important... as...love.
It's my fault I'm alone. I'm neurotic to the nth degree. <...> My closest relationship... is with my BlackBerry. Thank God it vibrates.
— I can't eat, Grandpa.
— What's the matter, you sick?
— Yeah. Lovesick.
To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people.
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