— Whose little ball of paper is this?
— Oh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead.
— Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
— That one's the dump?
— They're both your locker.
— Ah, I should have guessed that. He's good.
— You okay?
— No, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.