— Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
— That one's the dump?
— They're both your locker.
— Ah, I should have guessed that. He's good.
Jacob Zack "Jake" Peralta is the primary protagonist of the TV show Brooklyn 99.
Quoted in:
Actor:
— Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case.
— Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis
drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.
— Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom?
— It's a butt.
