Butch Coolidge – Character Quotes

— I'll be back before you can say, blueberry pie.
— Blueberry pie.
— Well maybe not that fast, but fast.

— And what is your name?
— Butch.
— Butch. What does it mean?
— I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.

— What now?
— What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pilers and a blow torch. Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.
— I meant what now, between me and you?
— Oh, that what now? Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more.
— So we're cool?
— Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I ask — two things I ask: Don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: leave town. Tonight. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone. You've lost your Los Angeles privileges. Deal?
— Deal.
— Get your ass outta here.

— Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
— You think guys would find that attractive?
— I don't give a damn what men find attractive.

— Can you have a towel please, Miss Beautiful Tulip.
— Oh I like that, I like being called a tulip. Tulip is much better than Mongoloid.

— Whose motorcycle is this?
— It's a chopper, baby.
— Whose chopper is this?
— Zed's.
— Who is Zed?
— Zed is dead, baby, Zed is dead.