Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Series Quotes

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Year: 
2013 – ...
Tagline: 
«The law. Without the order.»
Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Crime

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta and his diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct.

— Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case.
— Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis
drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.
— Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom?
— It's a butt.

- Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case.
- Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis
drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.
- Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom?
- It's a butt.
- Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case.
- Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis
drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.
- Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom?
- It's a butt.
- Peralta. Brief us on the vandalism case.
- Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge. But someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis
drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.
- Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But, what are those two little round things at the bottom?
- It's a butt.
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