I'm not a feminist, I'm a humanist.
I'm really drunk
There's nobody over
Why don't you come by?
You'll like it
You wanna stay up with me?
We can buy a pizza
I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
They just wanna bust a nut.
I hate it when they're on top and
They all have little dicks. I
Think I'll get out of town where-
Where a girl can find some peace of
Maybe move to another country where-
Where men aren't all so sexist.
Maybe if I hide in the closet
Maybe with a bottle of wine
I'll crack you on the noggin' -
We'll have a real wild time!