If I'm bound to be a loony, then I'm bound to be a stompdown dadgum good one.
Which one of you claims to be the craziest? Which one is the biggest loony? It's my first day, and what I like to do is make a good impression straight off on the right man.
Nobody's gonna convince me I can't do something till I try it.
"What would you speculate it was about her that frightened you so, Billy?"
"I was in luh-love with her."
The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he’s getting it.