Jurassic Park – Movie Quotes

— Don't let the monsters come over here.
— They're not monsters, they're animals. These are herbivores.
— They only eat vegetables. For you, I think they'd make an exception.

— Hey, where did you find those?
— In the box, under my seat.
— Are they heavy?
— Yeah.
— Then they're expensive. Put them back.

— We're back in the car again.
— At least you're out of the tree.

— You're married?
— Occasionally. I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

— Now she'll never try anything new. She'll sit in her room, never come out, play on her computer.
— I'm a hacker.
— That's what I said. You're a nerd.

— What are you and Ellie going to do now, if you don't dig up bones any more?
— I don't know. I guess we'll just have to evolve, too.

— That doesn't look very scary. More like a 6-foot turkey.
— A turkey? Imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. Here we go. You'd get your first look at this 6-foot turkey as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly bobbing his head. You keep still because you think maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like T-Rex and he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side. From the other two Raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter. He uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this, a 6-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion. No. He slashes at you here or here... Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So, you know, try to show a little respect.
— Okay. Alan, if you wanted to scare the kid, you could've pulled a gun on him.

— Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before.
— But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

— This is just a delay. That's all it is. All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
— If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat tourists.

— But it ought to be me, really, going.
— Why?
— I'm a... And you're a...
— Look. Come on, let's go. We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.

— No, we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet.
— So, what are you thinking?
— That we're out of a job.
— Don't you mean «extinct»?

— Like I said, there's this other book by a guy named Bakker and he says dinosaurs died from diseases. <...> And his book was a lot fatter than yours.
— Really?
— Yours was fully illustrated.

— You want to have one of those?
— I don't want that kid, but a breed of the child could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids?
— They're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive.
— Cheap, cheap.
— They smell.
— They don't smell!
— Some smell.
— Give me a break!
— Babies smell.