— You just like this dog, don't you?
— Well, I like you.
Man's best friend. The perfect animal. The only think i don't like is that their lifespans are limited. You're lucky if you can get thirteen or fourteen years out of a dog. And i just like to think that that's why their tails are always waggin' — because they know that their life is not long, so they're gonna be happy for all the years that you're gonna share with them...
— Dogs sniff. They lick, chew, they drool, scrath. Alice, they have parasites.
— Oh, God, yeah.
— The kids'll lose interest, it'll grow to be enormous. it'll take over the yard. When the dog finally settles down, it'll die. Everybody will be so upset. We'll have to get another puppy and start all over.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Bradley, if you get the dog, you're telling her that you know her better than she knows herself.
Why does a dog wag its tail?
Because a dog is smarter than its tail.
If the tail were smarter, the tail would wag the dog.