Well, for as long as I can remember, thatβs what being alive has felt like. Canβt have form without space. Canβt experience light without dark.
I sometimes wonder if I should just become an alcoholic. It means you've always got something to do.
— What with him?
— Shock. I've had that, when i got 5 (A) in chemistry
β Still a demon, then?
β What kind a stupid question is that, "Still a demon"? What else am I going to be, an aardvark?
β What was it he said that got everyone so upset?
β "Be kind to each other."
β Oh, yeah. That'll do it.
β We are here to lick some serious butt.
β "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.
β Was it always this easy?
β Easy?
β I keep planning complicated strategic strikes to spread misery and panic among the humans and just as I'm about to put one into motion, they come up with something themselves, which is so much worse than anything I could have thought of.
β Yeah, always this easy.
β Ciao!
β What's that mean?
β "Ciao", it's Italian. It means "food".
Not very subtle of the Almighty, though. Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of high mountain? Or on the moon?
...unless they send out the Angel Gabriel now, they are toast! T-O-S-T-E. Toast.
There is no such thing as an accident.
In this place, technology still bends the knee to luck.