Sherlock – Series Quotes [Season 2, Episode 3]

— Alone is what I have. Alone protects me.
— No, friends protect people.

— Cameras, we're being watched.
— What?! Cameras? Here? I'm in my nightie!

[John is handcuffed]
— Joining me?
— Yeah. Well, apparently it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.

— You are insane!
— You are just getting that now?

— Are you seriously claiming this man is an expert? After the accused for just five minutes?
— Two minutes would have made me an expert, five was ample.
— Mr Holmes, that's a matter for the jury.
— Oh, really? One librarian, two teachers, two high-pressure jobs, probably the city. The foreman's a medical secretary, trained abroad, judging by her shorthand.
— Mr Holmes?
— Seven are married, two are having an affair with each other. Oh, they've just have tea and biscuits. Would you like to know who ate the wafer?

— In fact, four top international assassins relocate to within spitting distance of 221B. Anything you'd care to share with me?
— I'm moving?

— I'm angry.
— It's OK, John. There's nothing unusual in that. That's the way he made everyone feel. All the marks on my table and the noise, firing guns at half past one in the morning...
— Yeah.
— Bloody specimens in my fridge. Imagine, keeping bodies where there's food.
— Yes.
— And the fighting! Drove me up the wall with all his carryings-on!
— Listen, I'm not actually that angry, OK?

I just like to watch them all competing. "Daddy loves me the best." Aren't ordinary people adorable? Well, you know, you've got John. I should get myself a live-in one.

Ha ha, Moriarty is smart. He planted that doubt in her head. That little nagging sensation. You're going to have to be strong to resist. You can't kill an idea, can you? Not once it's made a home... here.

— I can prove that you created an entirely false identity.
— Oh, just kill yourself. It's a lot less effort.

— This phone call, it's...it's my note. It's what people do, don't they? Leave a note.
— Leave a note when?
— Goodbye, John.

No such things as secrecy. I own secrecy. Nuclear codes? I couid blow up NATO in alphabetical order.

— Sulejmani, Albanian hit squad, expertly trained killer, living less than 20 feet from your front door.
— Well, it's a great location. Jubilee line's handy.

Falling is just like flying, except there's a more permanent destination.

— Jim wasn't my boyfriend, we went out three times. I ended it.
— Then he stole the Crown Jewels, broke into the Bank of England and organised a prison break. For the sake of law and order, I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship, Molly.

— There's the end of it, we don't know where they went from here. Tells us nothing after all.
— You're right, Anderson, nothing. Except his shoe size, hes height, his gait, his walking pace.