I like you... again. There. You win. You can do your victory dance or slaughter a goat, or whatever it is you do when you're happy.
It's impossible to actually lie next to Jordan seeing as she sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.
— What are you doing in here?
— I owe you. I'm helping you out.
— This isn't like being a janitor. It's not something everybody can do.
— Oh, so you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?
— Yes!
— OK, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain off a tiled floor?
— I don't know. The rough side of a sponge?
— Damn it.
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