Enjoy this while you can, Bobby. If your evil genie does grant your wish, and I disappear, the only person you'll have left to contend with will be yourself. And when you really get to know that person, dear God, you'll scream so loud, Satan will want to rip up the contract you signed so he can get some sleep.
— Stick with the truth and you can't get hurt. Always been my philosophy.
— You didn't sleep with her, did you?
— God, no. Philosophy is tricky.
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