Barbie! Give my ex-wife here a physical, and don't be afraid of that third eye on her chest. Just remember, it's just as scared of you as you are of it.
Come on, Perry. No soft spot for the one woman who slept with you sober?
Despite the fact that tomorrow you will be a resident, you'll still be the excitable girl that you are now. The only difference will be that some new intern will mistake you for somebody who actually knows something.
If crying worked on me, my wife would have her own car by now.
I'm a little doormat,
I sit and I stay.
Let people use me
every single day.
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