Friends – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 5]

Monica Geller: — Let it go. It's not a big deal.
Ross Geller: — Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel Green: — Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler Bing: — We can? Okay, I'm trying that.

He's sweet, but it's not fun anymore. I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike, I don't know.

— Hey, Angela.
— Joey.
— You look good.
— That's because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
— You don't say.

Here's the thing. We're different. I'm bing, bing, bing. You' re boom, boom, boom.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Women can see breasts anytime they want. You look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me?

— And the fabric softener?
— Okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy.

— Where's Chandler?
— He needed time to grieve.
— I' m free! I' m free!
— That ought to do it.

Phoebe Buffay: — What's wrong? Why so scrunchie?
Rachel Green: — My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Ross Geller: — That guy, he burns me up.

— She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or...
— Something else like a snowflake?
— Yeah, yeah.