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— Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
— Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. Does it get better than this?

Chandler Bing

Coworker

Season 1

Episode 8

Affairs

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

Here's the thing. We're different. I'm bing, bing, bing. You' re boom, boom, boom.

New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
Because I stay away from dairy

— I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you.
— I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

— What else did he say? Does he wanna go out?
— Given that he's in love with you... he wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee.

Women can see breasts anytime they want. You look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me?

Okay, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so...

— If you're working late, I can look in on him.
— That would be great! But make sure it seems like you're there to see him. You're not doing it for me.
— Okay. But if he asks, I'm not going to lie.

— Hey, where you been?
— I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee. She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.
— Score.

— A glass is on the table with no coaster. A cold drink. A hot day. Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood...
— Stop it!

— There's a little child inside this man.
— The doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.

Chandler Bing: — I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... and I realize I'm totally naked.
Monica Geller: — I've had that dream.
Chandler Bing: — Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... there.
Joey Tribbiani: — Instead of...
Chandler Bing: — That's right!
Joey Tribbiani: — That one, I've never had.
Chandler Bing: — No. All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.