I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Soviet military presence along the west German frontier. NATO intelligence sources report a massive buildup of infantry and armored divisions along the Elbe river, and extending all the way south to the Czech border, which the United States fears could seriously jeopardize the current round of strategic arms reduction talks. The Soviet ambassador declared the maneuvers to be the usual Warsaw pact training exercises Ambassador Schiffrin told him that explanation was unacceptable and called the action «provocative».
«Provocative? You call us provocative when you Americans have 260,000 soldiers, and 7,000 nuclear weapons poised on the other side of our border?»
— Dooley?
— Huh? Yeah? Aw, shit!
— Exactly.
— I can't believe all that came out of one animal.
— Did you know that you have an animal growing out of your pants?
— Thank you, honey. I also have a dog here.
If one person cannot hear you, this does not mean that you cannot speak.
You know it takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.
— I think he's afraid of what's gonna happen if he loses.
— No. He's afraid of what's going to happen if he wins.
