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— How did you get here? People can't come here.

— It's for people," Shirley came closer, licking his lower lip. — I have a deal for you. I heard that you want to stay with Astra, but I'm sure he doesn't need a dead man.

— What do you mean?

Aya Michaelis

With his eyes rolled, the demon said: — Do you have a weapon? Give it.

— Do you want to shoot me? — the count looked at him incredul, but he can be perfectly understood. The count doesn't know what to expect, and he has no reason to trust.

— No, — Oliver replied coldly. — Show something.

People who boast about their IQ are losers.

They used to put their soul into music
Now they are investing in music

Love is like a mirror that reflects your bad side. Especially when it’s unrequited, you get envious, jealous, prejudiced, and resentful. You have to face all sorts of emotions, but there’s no reason to find that shameful.

Make the customer think he's getting laid when he's getting fucked.

When you light a candle, you also cast a shadow.

Magic's just science that we don't understand yet.

The problem with introspection is that it has no end.

Philip K. Dick

Informative Quotes

Introspection, Self-analysis

Only years of practice will teach you the mysteries and bold certainty of a real gardener, who treads at random, yet tramples on nothing.

I know for a fact that any self-respecting woman who walks past a construction site doesn’t get a whistle will turn around and walk past again and again until she does get one.

Michael Bloomberg

Meaningful Quotes

Women

— It's a nigga in a purple suit!

If we don't end war, war will end us.

H. G. Wells

Meaningful Quotes

War

The three biggest lies are: the check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and I’m glad I’m Jewish.

You know why computers will never take the place of people? Because a computer would say that the sex of the person giving you a blow job doesn't matter!

The only liberal I trust is a rich old liberal. Why? Because they're old enough to understand what they're saying, and they're rich enough to pay for what they say!

Michael Bloomberg

Funny Quotes

Liberalism

A good salesperson asks for the order, It’s like the guy who goes into a bar, and walks up to every gorgeous girl there, and says ‘Do you want to fuck?’ He gets turned down a lot – but he gets fucked a lot, too!