The Intouchables – Movie Quotes

— So, Philippe. I'm not staying for lunch.
— Why?
— I'm not leaving you alone. You just happen to have a date.
— A date? What do you mean?
— Don't freak out. It'll be fine. Only this time you can't flee.

— It's intellectual. Emotional. It comes before the physical relationship for me.
— Intellectual alright, but what if she looks like a dog? You'd be having an intellectual relationship with a dog.

— You think I'm driving that fast. For the fun of it? I was going to the hospital. I'm working for him. He's having a stroke! The more we wait, the worse it gets. He can't move, he can't do anything. That's why I'm here.
— I think we have a problem here. Come see this.
— What the fuck do we do now?
— That's right, think about it. Take your time. But meanwhile call his 15 years old daughter and tell his father is dead because of you! Because if he's not taken care of within 5 minutes, it's over. But take your time. Think. Think fast. He's dying!

I’m a frozen steak thrown in a burning pan: I don’t feel anything, but it’s still painful.

— What about you? You know Chopin, Schubert, Berlioz?
— You’re asking me if I know Berlioz? I’d be surprised if YOU knew anything about Berlioz.
— I’m a specialist, though
— Oh really... Who do you know there? Which building?
— What do you mean which building? Berlioz was a famous composer before your residency was called after him.

My real handicap isn't being in a chair. It's living without her.

— I'm not going in there.[about a car for transporting disabled people] Even you! I'm not gonna load you in the back like a horse.
— What about this one? [Driss points to the luxury car].
— This one is not fit for me... I have to be pragmatic.

The fresh air feels great.