As maybe the world's leading authority on "waiting too long"...don't. You both deserve a win.
— We were ten years old. Having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor... it's big. Our parents go in, and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed and the second shell hits. But, it doesn't go off. It just... sits there in the rubble, three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word...
— Stark.
Natasha Romanoff: — You sure he's going to be okay? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.
Helen Cho: — There's no possibility of deterioration. The nano-molecular functionality is instantaneous. His cells don't know they're bonding with simulacrum.
Bruce Banner: — She is creating tissue.
Helen Cho: — If you brought him to my lab, the regeneration cradle could do this in twenty minutes.
Tony Stark: — Oh, he's flatlining. Call it. Time?
Clint Barton: — No, no, no I'm going to live forever. I'm gonna be made of plastic.
— How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?
— Fella done me wrong.
— You got lousy taste in men, kid.
— He's not so bad. Well, he has a temper. Deep down he's all fluff. Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known. All my friends are fighters. And here comes this guy, spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he'll win.
— Sounds amazing.
— He's also a huge dork.
— Hmm.
— Chicks dig that.
— Hello, dear. Tell me everything. What ails you?
— Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
— Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you right? Was she ever not working for you?
— Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated.
— Look, it's been a really long day, like, Eugene O'Neill long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful?
— Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down.
— You're not the director of me.
— I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man, who cares very much about you.
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